The Glory Of Never Wearing Shoes On Adventures May 28, 2008

I made an important discovery yesterday. Our building has a roof that is somewhat accessible (and by accessible i mean you you have to go up when the door that is locked from outside is left open). The view is unbelievable.

Why not commonly left open you ask? I know why It is not commonly left open — it is because there is no glass on the railings so you could fall right through and down to an untimely death. Untimely because I would still be up on the roof marveling at the beautiful view.

We discovered it because Andrew and Linzee were over and we decided to explore and see if it was possible to get up there. and the door was wide open.

I want to go up there right now, but I am afraid that without Andrew and Linzee we wont be able to get up there again. Is it worth the risk?

Only if there is someone to fall untimely from the roof while i am caught in the splendor of the view.

And only if there is sage cheese to come back to. really.

A Fat Lip May 19, 2008

So I officially have a fat lip. It is because i pierced it. I got a monroe. It looks pretty swell. it has swollen up a bit though. (The piercing has nothing to do with these short fragmented sentances – for the record).

So since it is pretty controversial and everyone seems to think they deserve an oppinion I have decided to create a handy Pro/Con list to solve the debate once and for all.

Pros	Cons
-I look pretty cool.	-It may leak steamy air when I am outside in the cold. Or trail tiny bubbles underwater.
-I may have a scar.	-I may have a scar.
-I now have more street cred.	- As Jay pointed out it might look like I got shot in the face by a BB gun and it just stuck.
-I can upset my family	-I keep thinking there is something on my face (bug, food etc) and keep trying to wipe it off – which hurts.
-My Grandparents will hate it.
-I can kill people with it (Okay I haven’t quite figured this one out yet but I’m sure I will soon. Ive only had it a day…)
-I can go by the super-hero name Iron Mole*.
-I have a higher pain tolerance now. (Hopefully)
-I chose an unusual piercing.
-I can scare people with it.
-And lastly but most importantly, I will be able to eat a hamburger without getting food stuck in a lip ring (which was the other option)

* Iron Mole: kills people with her moles which she picks off -  they then turn to iron which she throws at people. She is one of the lesser known super-heros admittedly. But handy in a pinch.

Well I think the amount of blank Cons boxes speaks for itself. But if I must I will declare PROS THE WINNER!!!!!

Okay now we will stop debating this infront of my face, and my new iron mole.

this christmas December 24, 2007

I have never had a Christmas like this one. I am working through it and it suddenly feels so very strange. I cant seem to get excited because it just feels like i’ve got so much to do. Know what I mean?

It also feels weird as I didn’t have much money this Christmas so i bough inexpensive presents for everyone and people have been buying me presents all over the place. All of my co-workers have been giving me Christmas gifts and I have nothing for them. I considered going to the dollar store and buying something small, but it felt too tacky. (and embarrassing).

Also I am very tired of covers of Old Christmas songs. Why doesn’t anyone do a new Christmas Carol-ish song? (Besides ludacris… who I am tempted to like because of the ridiculousness of the song). How difficult is it to write a song about christmas?

I suppose it doesnt rhyme with much… but then again i am sore, tired and tired and dont feel like figuring out what rhymes with Christmas besides histmas which isnt a word.

So there. I hope everyone else has a good Christmas, and feels safe in the knowledge that there is some out there working somewhere, keeping this crazy capitalist system running.

exams without colored pencils are over-rated December 11, 2007

I have decided that exams in general are over-rated. The only reason i am participating in my last exam is that it involves the use of pencil crayons, dont ask me why i said colored pencils in the title, i am just that tired.

My last two exams i finished within the first hour…. out of three. That is a very bad sign. Because i KNOW that i didnt know all the answers and when you finish early either you have no idea what you are doing or you know every answer right away. and it definitely wasnt the first one.

I have also slept so little that my eye lids are permanently at half mast, and with such droopy squidgy eyelids i look like am having perverted fantasies about everyone i look at. (i should just start moaning strangely and really go for the gold). Perhaps it would allow me to pass my last final.

Well this may be the last post in a long while as the moment i finish my last final (which will be undoubtably way too quickly) I will fall into an extended coma. So if i dont post, you now know why.

PS: I think the librarian is a freak and actually likes my pervert eyelids. She is squinting at me in a freindly way that is entirely disconcerting.

PPS: I wonder if she likes pencil crayons. colored pencils… whatever.