A Fat Lip

andmiriam — Mon, 19 May 2008 18:02:42 +0000

So I officially have a fat lip. It is because i pierced it. I got a monroe. It looks pretty swell. it has swollen up a bit though. (The piercing has nothing to do with these short fragmented sentances – for the record).

So since it is pretty controversial and everyone seems to think they deserve an oppinion I have decided to create a handy Pro/Con list to solve the debate once and for all.

Pros	Cons
-I look pretty cool.	-It may leak steamy air when I am outside in the cold. Or trail tiny bubbles underwater.
-I may have a scar.	-I may have a scar.
-I now have more street cred.	- As Jay pointed out it might look like I got shot in the face by a BB gun and it just stuck.
-I can upset my family	-I keep thinking there is something on my face (bug, food etc) and keep trying to wipe it off – which hurts.
-My Grandparents will hate it.
-I can kill people with it (Okay I haven’t quite figured this one out yet but I’m sure I will soon. Ive only had it a day…)
-I can go by the super-hero name Iron Mole*.
-I have a higher pain tolerance now. (Hopefully)
-I chose an unusual piercing.
-I can scare people with it.
-And lastly but most importantly, I will be able to eat a hamburger without getting food stuck in a lip ring (which was the other option)

* Iron Mole: kills people with her moles which she picks off - they then turn to iron which she throws at people. She is one of the lesser known super-heros admittedly. But handy in a pinch.

Well I think the amount of blank Cons boxes speaks for itself. But if I must I will declare PROS THE WINNER!!!!!

Okay now we will stop debating this infront of my face, and my new iron mole.

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A Fat Lip