So I officially have a fat lip. It is because i pierced it. I got a monroe. It looks pretty swell. it has swollen up a bit though. (The piercing has nothing to do with these short fragmented sentances – for the record).
So since it is pretty controversial and everyone seems to think they deserve an oppinion I have decided to create a handy Pro/Con list to solve the debate once and for all.
| Pros | Cons |
| -I look pretty cool. | -It may leak steamy air when I am outside in the cold. Or trail tiny bubbles underwater. |
| -I may have a scar. | -I may have a scar. |
| -I now have more street cred. | - As Jay pointed out it might look like I got shot in the face by a BB gun and it just stuck. |
| -I can upset my family | -I keep thinking there is something on my face (bug, food etc) and keep trying to wipe it off – which hurts. |
| -My Grandparents will hate it. | |
| -I can kill people with it (Okay I haven’t quite figured this one out yet but I’m sure I will soon. Ive only had it a day…) | |
| -I can go by the super-hero name Iron Mole*. | |
| -I have a higher pain tolerance now. (Hopefully) | |
| -I chose an unusual piercing. | |
| -I can scare people with it. | |
| -And lastly but most importantly, I will be able to eat a hamburger without getting food stuck in a lip ring (which was the other option) |
* Iron Mole: kills people with her moles which she picks off - they then turn to iron which she throws at people. She is one of the lesser known super-heros admittedly. But handy in a pinch.
Well I think the amount of blank Cons boxes speaks for itself. But if I must I will declare PROS THE WINNER!!!!!
Okay now we will stop debating this infront of my face, and my new iron mole.
