I know no one reads this…(besides you greg, that was a lovely comment, though i’m not sure i know who you are or how you found me, either way very nice comment, totally made my day) and since no one reads this i feel totally free to write about ridiculous things… like my hands smell like turkey pepperoni right now… and the smell is honestly making me sick. i cant stand it anymore. see. completely non important…and i can clutter my blog with it…
but i was looking over some of the random things i have posted and i thought to myself… i really hope i dont come across as one of those whiney poetic types. (okay now im smelling tuna… i think i must be getting sick. i now feel sick. i hate tuna. )(oh dear lord that smell is awful. someone somewhere near me is cooking tuna and ohhh i can smell it! so strong…) and im hoping im not that annoying girl who posts things about the guy who will never know that she loves him, or cheesily quotes Shakespeare…. blast!
Its true.. i quoted Shakespeare… romantically too. ohh i am so ashamed.
well now that I’ve failed i may as well make a list of the reasons that no one reads my blog. (and justly so).
10 reasons no one reads my blog:
1 – No one cares about me. (I am going to jump of the balcony after i finish this post.)
2- i am not a good-looking female who likes posting naked pictures of herself.
3-I don’t actually help anyone with my blogs
4-I don’t solve problems or provide useful information
5-I don’t do “Cryptic” blogs to enhance my cool. (“I can’t really say anything about this right now, but big important things are happening to someone we all know.”)
6- i write insights into my life that not even my husband cares about .
7- i have a very un-useful calendar with no regular updates
8-my apartment currently smells like tuna for some unknown reason
9- I post irregularly at best and can never remember to make fun of how the New York Times is always behind on trends
10- i have not yet blogged from a restaurant or bar, while I am at the restaurant or bar. This I believe is the key to being a popular blogger right, you have to have your computer with you at all times, while mine is usually only used for killing spiders and other household chores.
PS: as a side note i would like to point out that i had my first coffee and bailies of the winter season last night and it was wonderful. (this is an example of number six)
